May 2013
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just gimme a collar and tell me i’m a good girl i’ll be happy (◠‿◠✿)
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grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
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i just finished college ooohohooh yis
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doncasturbate:
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
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babyspeight:
sometimes i’m sad
but then i remember that jim beaver and mark sheppard are actually an old married couple
[[MORE]]
(yes, it’s real!)
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When planning story: This is great! I can go far with this.
When writing story: No I can't.
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lets-go-lesbos:
people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.
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gentle-insomnia:
It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
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i told my mom that i thought will graham in nbc’s hannibal was attractive and i showed her a photo and she only answered ”oh god please help me” omg
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i dont have classes today/tomorrow and im already bored jfc the summer will be so long
perfectrainbow:
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
thetremblingofmyhand:
Hey, let’s read some fanfics
lET’S NO T READ SOE M FANIF CS
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lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
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[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
alxesi:
people on this stupid website need to stop glorifying misanthropy and hostility and anti-social behaviour because like
a lot of people from tumblr pretend like they’re superior to ”real life people” because they choose to refrain from alcohol or partying but like ????? you’re not better than anybody just because you don’t do those things stop acting like you’re in some sort of a...
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thefaultinourfandoms:
fasterfood:
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
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bootylecki:
why does supernatural happen to good people
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tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
partyintheurl:
walk up into the club like where are the penguins?
sassings:
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
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microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think...
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