wifipasswords:

wifipasswords:

do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

cheerupsmelly:

i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me 

I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.

gorrestfump:

i have three fundamental emotions

• haha
• horny
• sigh

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

territorialcreep:

hostile goose just described how i feel 100% of the time in under 140 characters

I’m paranoid to the point where I want to punch myself in the face…like even if people tell me they enjoy my company, invite me places, and happily start conversations with me, I will still be 700% convinced that I am a waste of their time and that they secretly hate me and are talking to me only because they feel they have to

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

dirkar:

when ppl call me cute i blush a lot and die