Pardonnez-moi, mon Père, car j'ai péché.
- me when someone doesn't text back: did i say something wrong why do you hate me am i being annoying hello are you mad are you there now hey hi hello
- me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
And I have been since I was 12.
